I just
accidently
dropped my container of hummus
out the window.
Please do not ask how because it is completely ridiculous.
But I’m in tears of laughter right now. I’m on the third floor and my street is incredibly slanted so it just hit and rolled on down out of sight and I ran away from the window to hide. I can’t even breathe. Dear god I hope nobody was walking by asljfheghrsak;aleg
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…..hmmmmm ideas ideas
maybe you shouldnt live in a room with windows you might fall out of the window next or accidentally push your roommate...
I just reread this whole stream… TEARS. DOWN. MY. FACE. OH GOD. THIS IS HILARIOUS.
this is the best thing i’ve read online in a really long time. omg. i love this
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAAT.