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Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down, due to dizziness from an inner-ear infection, and suffered a depressed skull fracture with intracranial bleed;
so Jill drank all the water herself, but it turned out to be contaminated with Giardia, resulting in a severe bout of diarrhea.
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wittlenugget replied to your post: oh my god what the FUCK was that episode
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i need to watch. what are you watching it on?
i found a download to the second episode but the link that streamed the first episode died.
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jeffree star scares me
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Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude
National Anthem - Lana Del Rey
Red, white, blue’s in the skies,
Summer’s in the air & baby heaven’s in your eyes.
Iowa woman gives birth to a 13 pound, 2 ounce baby boy.
Note that she already had given birth to a 12 pound baby boy before this child…
She gave birth to them naturally.
how is she even alive
AW HOW CUTE
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